Art jokes, inspiration, and puns for those who are down:
lulu-chan126 - I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil… but it’s pointless.
roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns - 2B or not 2B? That is the question.
-Which barnyard animal is a famous painter? Vincent van Goat
-When artists get old, are they put out to pastel?
-A leech applied for the art position because he was good at drawing blood
helendeetheartist - What do you call an New York drawing? A Yankee Doodle.
tumblinwithdesty- Cake or death??
Anonymous- Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures (by Henry Ward Beecher)
Anonymous- It’s true that most artists I follow have budding social lives and artist friends but I myself just never leave the house or socialize. But it’s not an “artist” thing it’s just the fact that socializing with others makes me overly anxious. I personally just socialize more on the internet with people around the world than with people in real life.
One day, a thief was caught stealing some of the world’s most famous paintings. When questioned by the police as to why he did it, he replied, “I didn’t have enough MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH.”
roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns - These terrible art puns are Kiln me!